STUECKLES

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phillyshenanigans:

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deguzzi:

This was totally better than my other one…

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An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama’s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. 

The professor then said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama’s plan”. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A…. (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.. 
The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. It could not be any simpler than that. 

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I went along with that thing of yours about getting out cause I had nothing else. When I get out what am I gunna do? I don’t know nothing else but dope, baby. Takin’ it, sellin’ it, bankrollin’ so other small time pusher.

Ya know, you’ve got this fantasy in your head about gettin outta the life and setting that other world on its ear. What the F*CK are you gunna do except hustle? Besides pimpin’? And you really ain’t got the stomach for that. Now man I ain’t puttin you down. If it wasn’t for you I probably wouldn’t be here, I’d be O.D’ed some place. I’m just trying to make it real, baby like it is. I mean, maybe this is what you’re supposed to do, maybe this is what you’re growing to. Just think about it, don’t throw it out, just, just think about it.

Super Fly, 1972